Wag1 peepledem
teenjuwel:

This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh